Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch

I had an hour’s booking this week with a lovely man who in response to the question I ask of everyone when they leave: Have you got everything? He replies with yes, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

I burst out laughing. I’ve never heard of this expression before and obviously never watched the film it was used in. At the time, I was unaware of the film link; I just thought my client had made it up himself.

It was only when I mentioned it to one of my regulars yesterday he mentioned the film. I think I might watch it later on when I have some time. Like tonight, I was supposed to be going on a date but they cancelled with two hours notice. I’m not actually that bothered as I am supposed to be seeing someone else, but I use that term very loosely as I’ve not seen him for months, either.

And I wonder why I still think of myself as single. (Biggest eye roll coming on).

As Alice Deejay sang: Do You Think You’re Better off Alone?

Yeah, I certainly do.